George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
All the other pirates had some sort of disfigurement, such as a pegleg, a hook hand, or an eyepatch.
George tried to wear a pegleg, but it’s much easier when you have an empty pant leg.
The same goes for hooks and empty shirtsleeves.
George flopped and stumbled around on the deck like a fish out of water, his peg and hook waving in the air helplessly, and the entire crew laughed.
The captain couldn’t bear to watch the spectacle, so he put on a second eyepatch and sighed.
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I have missed reading your stories. And yes, I know that it’s all my fault. Laughed so hard at read of this I almost choked. Thanks. Was pissed the Fuck off. Now I am just annoyed.