Mellow

I know a guy who is so mellow, he set his ringer sound on his alarm clock to the tune of a lullabye.
Instead of waking up, he’s further mellowed out by the lullabye, and he gets even more restful sleep.
The ringtone on his phone is the sound of a gentle breeze through the leaves.
If the call is urgent, then a recording of a gently strumming harp reminds him that there’s nothing truly important enough in this life that merits going out in a rush or a panic.
Of course, we fired his lazy hippie ass this morning.