Too Big

I’m too fat to use the stairs and you can’t always depend on elevators working, so I always live on the first floor.
“You should lose weight,” people tell me.
No shit. Really?
I can’t exercise because I’m too fat.
And I can’t diet because I’ve got other medical issues. I’ve spent days with the best nutritionists and doctors, but none could figure out how to reduce my intake without killing me.
So, I live down on the first floor.
And I haul myself from the van to my front door.
Soon, I’ll need a wheelchair.
A really big wheelchair.