Get Your Goat

If you need a goat, buy one or borrow one from a trusted friend.
Never rent a goat.
Sure, it looks cheaper to rent a goat than to buy one, but they pile on all sorts of hidden fees and charges. “Horn Insurance” is such a scam. Most insurance policies already cover goat horns… look it up!
And then there’s the late fees. No overnight drop-offs allowed, either. Don’t even try to cram that goat through the mail slot.

inally, the rental place will charge you a fortune for goat chow if you return the goat with an empty stomach.