Endangered

I’m tired of all the smug assholes who eat organic foods and drive hybrids.
What’s the opposite of green? Red?
Whatever it is, I want it. I want it bad.
I want a carbon footprint the size of Godzilla stomping Tokyo.
Every time I buy your product, I want to know that an endangered species has died.
And not one of those ugly benthic freaky fish or nasty killer wasps or Amazonian fruit snakes, either.
I want it to be some cute fluffy creature that you could hug all day that snuffs it for all eternity.
And then, grill it.

One thought on “Endangered”

  1. Good rhythm in the sentence pattern and wording. I like the sentence “And then, grill them.” It’s like a stab, short and straight to the point. However, grilling something is a lengthy process. Interesting. Good job.

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