Gargoyles

The real estate listing for my house mentions the 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and included appliances, but I left out the gargoyles.
Unless you read The Book Of Eternal Darkness during the full moon, they’re really not worth mentioning. Heck, if the ad were big enough, I’d mention the hardwood floors and excellent school district before the gargoyles.
Don’t ask me where they came from. They came with the house when I bought it, and the previous owner didn’t know either.
He was the one who put in the hardwood floors.
“Gargoyles tore up the carpeting,” he said, and laughed.

One thought on “Gargoyles”

  1. love it!! Ours had a bumper that would come up from a corner in the basement and somehow always managed to get the door open though it had no proper limbs or appendages.

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