Crushing Cans

Olive Oyl watched Popeye and Bluto fight all the time, and she was sick of it.
Over and over, she was tossed and thrown around like a piece of meat.
“Whoever brings me the corpse of the other wins,” she said.
Bluto took no time in picking up a bar stool and slamming Popeye in the head.
Popeye reached for his can of spinach, but Bluto knocked it away.
Then Popeye realized… if he could crush cans open, he could crush Bluto’s nutsack.
Bluto screamed in agony.
Popeye punched out Bluto’s heart, and showed it to him before he died.