Virtual Walk

To make my treadmill walks interesting, I’ve created a virtual route with Google Earth.
Every mile I walk on my treadmill, I move a mile on the virtual route.
The problem is, Google Earth synced my viewer to Antarctica.
That’s why I’m on the treadmill with snowshoes and layers of fur coats.
And saying hello to the hordes of penguins I clomp past.
I know it looks absurd, walking on a treadmill with fur coats and snowshoes.
The other people at the gym call me crazy.
But at long as I’m sweating off the pounds like gangbusters, I’ll keep going.