Back in the Seventies, CBS was looking for a guy to add to their NFL Today show.
So, they rounded up a bunch of guys named Jimmy and had them try out.
Nobody could understand Jimmy The French.
Jimmy The Italian waved his hands too much.
Jimmy The Spanish and Jimmy The Mexican were always on siesta.
And they already had Irv Cross, so they didn’t need a token Jimmy The Black.
Jimmy The Russian? Jimmy The German? Jimmy The Chink? No.
In the end, they went with Jimmy The Greek, who had bet on himself and made a fortune.