The Lying Leg

Jenny’s leg was horribly maimed by the bomb blast at the Boston Marathon.
She vowed that she’d run it again, and for a year, doctors tried to save her leg.
But they couldn’t.
Jenny wrote a break-up letter to her leg, and it was finally amputated.
While Jenny was getting fitted with a prosthetic leg, the amputated leg went on a dating site to find someone else.
There were a few responses, a few dates. But the leg used an old photo on the profile, and you can guess how things went.
It eventually gave up, leaping from a bridge.