Bowl Games

A long time ago, bowl games were something special:
Rose Bowl, Sugar Bowl, Cotton Bowl, and Orange Bowl.
As the conferences grew, the runners-up got resentful of the bowl snubs.
So, more bowl games were added.
Television coverage brought sponsorships, which brought even more bowl games.
FedEx sponsors the Orange Bowl.
Chik-fil-A sponsors the Peach Bowl.
What the hell do they have to do with peaches?
Now, all it takes is a non-losing record and enough players to smile for the cameras.
Eveybody’s playing in bowl games.
At what point do they go back to class and actually learn something.