The Gaps

One evening, the gap between David Letterman’s teeth issued a challenge to the gap between Michael Strahan’s teeth.
The gap between Michael Strahan’s teeth accepted the challenge, and for the next week, the gaps grew as wide as they possibly could.
“Time’s up!” said the gap between David Letterman’s teeth, and they showed how Paul Schaeffer could fit between them.
The gap between Michael Strahan’s teeth were so wide that Kelly Ripa could pass between.
“Oh yeah?” said the gap between Madonna’s teeth. “Try this one!”
And they allowed a city bus to pass between them.
Paul and Kelly applauded.

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