One if by

One if by land.
Two if by sea.
Three if by air.
Four if by elephant.
Five if by magical passage through fire.
Six if by conga line.
Seven if by elephants in the air. (Seven is three plus four, you know.)
Eight if by post.
Nine if by whiskey barrel.
Ten if by wormhole.
Eleven if by large wooden horse.
Twelve if by angel or demon.
Thirteen if by strippers in cakes.
Fourteen if by mass hypnosis.
And one gigantic fire if by tunnel dug from England, under the Atlantic Ocean, all the way to the Old North Church.

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