100 Words Long

The dumbest question people ask me is:
“Does it have to be 100 words long?”
A good host would have a nice answer for that question, but I’m not a good host.
So, I’ll respond with:
“Are you stupid or something?”
“You’ve got to be shitting me.”
Which usually drives the potential participant off.
That’s okay, because I really don’t want to deal with someone who asks how many words should be in their story for a site called “The 100 Word Stories Podcast.”
Do I count the words in every story people send in?
No. Because I’m lazy.

3 thoughts on “100 Words Long”

  1. Maybe your witty retort should be ” I am lazier than you” then you have had your stab, and answered at the same time. It would be interesting to see if they comprehend the answer in their favour or not.

  2. Thank goodness for lazy podcast hosts! My stories are all exactly 100 words long. Just take my word for it.

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