Get around Dan

There’s no getting around Dan in Accounting.
Not only because you need his approval for expense accounts, but the guy is so huge, there’s just no getting around him.
When he walks down the hall, he blocks everybody’s path.
And if you’re on the elevator and he gets on, you’re stuck in there until he gets off.
But the worst of it is when he’s leaving the parking lot.
He likes to chat with the parking lot attendant, and there’s only one outbound gate.
Don’t even try to drive through the inbound gate. The spikes will ruin your tires.