Dead Zone Sofa

The sofa in the hotel lobby is extremely comfortable. I could sit in it all day and work on my laptop.
But the wifi here is awful. I can’t get a decent connection. And my cel phone connection is even worse.
No data, voice, or text service at all.
There’s a two-hour break until the next conference session starts. The other attendees probably want to discuss work stuff over lunch. And my team back at the office probably wants more revisions on the project.
The alarm clock function doesn’t need wifi, right?
I set it, and take a long nap.