They’ve Landed

See the lights in the sky?
Those are alien spaceships.
And they will land soon.
Do you have canned food in your shelter?
Do you have bottles of water?
Do you have plenty of bandages, painkillers, and antibiotics?
What about a gun? No?
Well, I do.
So, I’ll be taking that food. And that water and the rest of your supplies.
You can step outside and let me shoot you, or I’ll have to shoot you standing there.
I don’t want to get any blood in the shelter.
What? There’s no lights in the sky anymore?
They’ve landed. They’re here.