Day of Atonement

On The Day Of Atonement, you’re supposed to beg forgiveness from all those you have wronged.
Me, I figure that anyone I wronged fucking deserved it, so why should I beg forgiveness? They should beg me. Especially if they don’t want me wronging them again. With my baseball bat.
Some people make it a real hassle to track them down, so I wait for right before The Day Of Atonement, and then I punch them.
Then, I beg forgiveness for punching them.
Or, for breaking their nose, when they try to punch back.
(I got a cousin who does noses.)