Back in World War 2, American forces recruited Navajo speakers to act as messengers.
The Japanese couldn’t crack the code.
A similar strategy was used in the Vietnam War, but with Hebrew speakers.
The problem was, the rabbis at either end of the conversation mistook the coded messages for an actual discussion of the Talmud, and they broke out into a heated argument.
The chain of command broke down quickly.
Mess halls served chicken soup. Airstrikes were called everywhere.
Snipers threw down their rifles and opened shoe repair shops.
Ending the war was easy… it’s ending the argument that’s hard!