Lost and Found

Pastor Pete says that if you lose your mittens, you should check the Lost and Found.
What about my virginity? one girl asks Pastor Pete.
If I lose an argument, will it be there? asks a boy.
The whole class got in on the act, and Pastor Pete told everyone to shut up.
“This isn’t philosophy class,” he said. “This is just announcements.”
One day, the Lost and Found vanished.
Nobody knew where it was.
“Is the Lost and Found lost?” I asked. “Is it in the Lost and Found?”
“Yes,” he said, dimming the lights. “Along with your virginity.”

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