The Big Bad Wolf huffed and puffed, but he couldn’t blow down the house made of bricks.
So, he tried to sneak in through the chimney.
The pigs placed a pot of boiling water in the fireplace, and the wolf fell into it, and he died.
The Council Of American Islamic Relations accused the pigs of murder and Islamophobia.
“Brother Mohammed was a devout Muslim, and pork is forbidden. These filthy Jewish swine are liars.”
The New York Times condemned the pigs. Then, Fox News showed security video backing up the pigs’ story.
(But you know how Fox lies, right?)