Jump on beds

It’s fun to jump on the bed.
Like a trampoline.
That’s why we do it.
It’s not fun to jump on the chair.
Chairs break and fall apart.
That’s why we don’t do it.
It’s not fun to jump on people, either.
They tend to scream and bleed and get really messy.
But they break in to our homes.
And jump on our beds. And chairs.
Leave! Jump on your own beds and chairs!
Police just catch them and release them.
They break in again. And jump on our beds.
So, we jump on them.
And they bleed. And bleed.

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