Damned lawyer bar

My favorite restaurant
Had a salad bar
A great salad bar
But they had to get rid of it
Too many salads
Drinking themselves under the table
That’s what an endless salad bar is
After all
Salads drinking
And getting drunk
Drunk salads
Driving home
Getting into wrecks
Widowed salads
Left to raise their baby lettuce
Without their breadstick winners
Suing the restaurant
It’s not their fault
Fucking lawyers
Ruining everything
Then they come here
To this restaurant
Order a salad
And bitch that the salad bar is gone
They should drink
And drive
And wreck
And die
Fucking lawyers

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