George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He couldn’t do any pirate things right.
And you know what they say about those who can’t do.
So, he started a pirate school.
He taught people how to be pirates.
And for pirates, he offered Masters degrees and Doctorates.
The school got a lot of students.
Even his old Captain took a few refresher courses.
He made a fortune in tuition. Especially with the criminally-high interest in student loans.
Thousands of pirates were paying off their debt to George for years.
He became the greatest pirate of all.