George the IP Pirate

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
His bunk and footlocker overflowed with CD cases.
“What’s all this stuff?” The Captain asked George.
“Pirated music, movies, and software,” said George. “Good stuff.”
“This is an inefficient mess,” said The Captain. “Why aren’t you using thumb drives or the cloud?”
“I cater to markets with obsolete technology,” said George. “They’re more likely to pay in cash instead of credit, which makes it hard for the authorities to trace.”
The Captain nodded, and picked up a Herp Albert CD.
“How much do you want for this?” he asked.

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