By Christopher Munroe
Don’t you see?
The “Magic” feather wasn’t magic, you never needed it, the power was within you all along!
You could always fly, you just had to believe!
So believe! Close your eyes, believe in yourself, and flap!
Flap, flap your arms, flap as hard as you’re able and believe as hard as you can, leap from atop this party bus, and soar! Soar to the heavens, where you truly belong!
Shit, you okay? Let me help you up.
Sorry, I didn’t think you’d fall for that. Obviously people can’t fly.
You gotta admit, though, that was pretty funny…