Ghostwork (Jun 7 2007) ------------------------------------------------- If you have a ghost, my advice to you is to give it a job. Ghosts can be very useful. And loyal. A ghost will enjoy walking your dog for you while you're busy. And they'll prepare delicious dinner meals while saving you the chore of cleaning up afterwards. Got landscaping to do? I've got one word for you: ghost. There is nothing more reliable than a ghost with a lawnmower and hedge trimmers. I, for one, have three of them working for me. Hold on... maybe I meant to say "Mexicans." Or Mexican ghosts. Still, they do excellent work. ------------------------------------------------- © 2005-2017 Laurence Simon