DNA (Dec 24 2013) ------------------------------------------------- The DNA test results came back, and my father is not my father. “Who is my father?” I asked. “We have no idea,” said the lab technician. “But if you get us a DNA sample, we can run tests on it.” So, I’ve been gathering up DNA from every man in the world. Living or dead. Well, except for the man who I thought was my father. “I raised you, son!” I heard him say. “Come take a sample from me! It’s the least you can do!” So, I took a scraping from his cheek. And closed the coffin lid. ------------------------------------------------- © 2005-2017 Laurence Simon