Keep It Safe (Feb 13 2014) ------------------------------------------------- Lisa needed for me to watch over something valuable for a few months. So, I agreed, and she handed me a metal box safe. It was painted up really nice. “Keep it safe,” she said, and she walked out the door. A few weeks later, she called in a panic. “Is it safe? Is it still okay?” I said “I don’t know” but we got disconnected. I took it to the garage and opened it up with a drill-press. Empty. I called her back and said so. “YOU CRACKED IT OPEN? YOU BROKE THAT ANTIQUE LOCK? IT WAS PRICELESS!” Shit. ------------------------------------------------- © 2005-2018 Laurence Simon