Calling Myself (May 28 2008) ------------------------------------------------- I know it sounds weird, but I put myself on speed dial. That way, when I don't know what to do, I can always call myself. Sometimes, I'm the one calling myself. And other times, my phone rings and it's me. Usually, it's nothing important, like directions somewhere. But the other day, I swear, I heard crying in the background. "I can't find the chainsaw," said my voice over the phone. "It's in the shed," I said. "What do I need it for?" "Thank you," I said, and I hung up. I took myself off of speed-dial and blocked myself. ------------------------------------------------- © 2005-2018 Laurence Simon