Grooves (Dec 18 2008) ------------------------------------------------- Old man, asleep at the bar. He's never said a word in three years. Nobody knows who he is or what his story is. Let’s take him to the jukebox. You can hear sounds of ancient times by running the needle along ridges in pottery. It's from when vibrations got embedded in them as they turned on the pottery wheel. This old man’s got lots of wrinkles, so we put him in the jukebox. He is instantly electrocuted. When the smoke clears, we prop him back up at the bar. To tell you the truth, he smells kinda better now. ------------------------------------------------- © 2005-2017 Laurence Simon