The Old Men (Sep 25 2014) ------------------------------------------------- Old Man Winter complains a lot about the bitter cold and his joints hurting, but that's nothing compared to having to look at Old Man Spring's ghastly bleached-white hairy shins. And once you stumble across Old Man Summer laying out at the beach, well, you'll wish you'd been born blind. Old Man Fall tends to just stay in his rocking chair on the patio, drinking cheap beer and watching the leaves turn. He'd be the most agreeable of the bunch if he didn't sit there with his rifle, threatening to shoot people if they don't get off of his lawn. ------------------------------------------------- © 2005-2024 Laurence Simon