Dr. Frankenstein At The Grocery (Jul 9 2015) ------------------------------------------------- Dr. Frankenstein burst into the grocery store and ran straight for the produce section. "Damn that Igor!" he growled as he reached for a bag of Romaine hearts. Only an hour ago, Frankenstein had thrown a head of Iceberg lettuce to the lab floor. "I need a heart, not a head!" he shouted. "Sorry, Master!" Igor had slurred. "I'll go back to the gro-" "No!" shouted Frankenstein. "I'll get it myself!" By the time Frankenstein returned to the castle, the lightning had stopped. He'd have to perform his experiments some other stormy day. He shrugged, and prepared a Caesar salad. ------------------------------------------------- © 2005-2021 Laurence Simon