{"id":1079,"date":"2007-03-12T12:54:28","date_gmt":"2007-03-12T18:54:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/podcasting.isfullofcrap.com\/2007\/03\/12\/boys_will_be_boys\/"},"modified":"2016-03-26T18:21:01","modified_gmt":"2016-03-26T23:21:01","slug":"boys_will_be_boys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=1079","title":{"rendered":"Boys Will Be Boys"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_8607\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-1079-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/boyswillbeboys.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/boyswillbeboys.mp3\">https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/boyswillbeboys.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p>Usually, the boys come back greasy and burnt from a robot hunt. But this time, they came back bloody.<br \/>\nAt first, they said the robot banged them up good. But those cuts ain&#8217;t deep enough for that amount of blood.<br \/>\nThe story we told the cops was that the robot that tore apart the Jenkins kid. My boys tried to stop it, but they were just too late.<br \/>\nIt worked. Another close call for the Boudreaux Clan.<br \/>\nBoys will be boys, though &#8211; they want to go hunting again tonight.<br \/>\nI boot up another Snipeco 6000, sigh, and hit Run.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>675,531<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[13,19,29,14],"class_list":["post-1079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-stories","tag-horror","tag-science-fiction","tag-sick","tag-tragedy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1079","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1079"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1079\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31065,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1079\/revisions\/31065"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}