{"id":1081,"date":"2007-03-14T12:18:15","date_gmt":"2007-03-14T18:18:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/podcasting.isfullofcrap.com\/2007\/03\/14\/the_face_of_god\/"},"modified":"2016-03-26T18:20:28","modified_gmt":"2016-03-26T23:20:28","slug":"the_face_of_god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=1081","title":{"rendered":"The Face Of God"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_2758\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-1081-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/thefaceofgod.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/thefaceofgod.mp3\">https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/thefaceofgod.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p>Things were getting loud, hot, and heavy between me and Mary again.<br \/>\n&#8220;The absence of visible evidence of God disproves his existence!&#8221; shouted Mary.<br \/>\nPhilosophy again?<br \/>\nGreat.<br \/>\n&#8220;Well, I&#8217;ve never seen your tits, either,&#8221; I shouted back. &#8220;But from the curve in your sweater and how they feel in the dark, I can reason they exist.&#8221;<br \/>\nMary put down her books, lifted her sweater, and I saw The Face Of God.<br \/>\n&#8220;Hi there,&#8221; He said.<br \/>\nMary pulled her sweater back down, slapped me, and walked away.<br \/>\nYou know, now that I think of it, I never did see her tits.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>626314<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[22,7,9,37,5],"class_list":["post-1081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-stories","tag-dirty","tag-magic","tag-religion","tag-romance","tag-silly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1081"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1081\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31063,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1081\/revisions\/31063"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}