{"id":1094,"date":"2007-03-25T12:26:04","date_gmt":"2007-03-25T18:26:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/podcasting.isfullofcrap.com\/2007\/03\/25\/the_wacky_adventures_of_abraha_80\/"},"modified":"2016-03-26T18:17:31","modified_gmt":"2016-03-26T23:17:31","slug":"the_wacky_adventures_of_abraha_80","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=1094","title":{"rendered":"The Wacky Adventures of Abraham Lincoln 80"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_9638\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-1094-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/abe80.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/abe80.mp3\">https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/abe80.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p>Abraham Lincoln dragged himself to the bathroom and contemplated the shabby, reed-thin figure that stared back at him.<br \/>\nHis knees buckled, and he leaned on a chair to remain standing.<br \/>\n&#8220;<strong>I must say I do not think myself fit for the Presidency<\/strong>,&#8221; he muttered.<br \/>\n&#8220;Of course you aren&#8217;t,&#8221; said Mary Todd. &#8220;But think of it this way, dear &#8211; you&#8217;re much healthier than Douglas.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Douglas died last year,&#8221; said Lincoln.<br \/>\n&#8220;Exactly,&#8221; said Mary Todd. &#8220;And when I last checked, zombies couldn&#8217;t be presidents.&#8221;<br \/>\nLincoln sighed with relief. And then, he wondered aloud: &#8220;So why do I still hunger for brains?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>747949<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,3],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-1094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-wacky-adventures-of-abraham-lincoln","category-my-stories","tag-abraham-lincoln"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1094"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1094\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31055,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1094\/revisions\/31055"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}