{"id":1225,"date":"2007-07-10T18:05:56","date_gmt":"2007-07-11T00:05:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/podcasting.isfullofcrap.com\/2007\/07\/10\/the_ghosts\/"},"modified":"2016-03-26T16:38:41","modified_gmt":"2016-03-26T21:38:41","slug":"the_ghosts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=1225","title":{"rendered":"The Ghosts"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_8326\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-1225-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/theghosts.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/theghosts.mp3\">https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/theghosts.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p>I looked around me, and suddenly, it made sense.<br \/>\n&#8220;How is it that you can walk through walls while walking on the floor?&#8221; I asked one of the ghosts.<br \/>\nThe ghost thought for a moment and shrugged.<br \/>\n&#8220;I don&#8217;t know,&#8221; he said.<br \/>\n&#8220;Hah!&#8221; I shouted. &#8220;You don&#8217;t exist!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I guess you&#8217;re right,&#8221; said another ghost. They all nodded in agreement.<br \/>\nThe next day, when the doctor asked me how I was doing, I told him that the ghosts didn&#8217;t exist.<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, really?&#8221; he said.<br \/>\n&#8220;Absolutely,&#8221; I said. &#8220;And they agree with me. So, can I go home now?&#8221;<br \/>\nApparently not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>636182<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47,3],"tags":[7,4,5],"class_list":["post-1225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-halloween","category-my-stories","tag-magic","tag-mystery","tag-silly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1225","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1225"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24625,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1225\/revisions\/24625"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}