{"id":1276,"date":"2007-08-21T23:58:56","date_gmt":"2007-08-22T05:58:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/podcasting.isfullofcrap.com\/2007\/08\/21\/haircut\/"},"modified":"2016-03-26T16:11:00","modified_gmt":"2016-03-26T21:11:00","slug":"haircut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=1276","title":{"rendered":"Haircut"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_9200\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-1276-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/haircut.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/haircut.mp3\">https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/haircut.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p>The amazing haircut machine made barbers obsolete.<br \/>\nAll you had to do was stick your head in a box, and the computer-scanners would figure out the perfect haircut for you.<br \/>\nFive seconds with  a series of lasers, and you were done.<br \/>\nOkay, so there were a few glitches in the system&#8217;s development, but those prisoners were too dangerous to have their hair cut by any other means.<br \/>\nNo matter how well you chain them up or incapacitate them, putting a prisoner in close proximity with someone wielding a sharp object is a very bad idea.<br \/>\nA little off the top?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>636179<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[13,4,43,19],"class_list":["post-1276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-stories","tag-horror","tag-mystery","tag-quote","tag-science-fiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1276"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30926,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276\/revisions\/30926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}