{"id":1351,"date":"2007-10-19T08:47:31","date_gmt":"2007-10-19T14:47:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/podcasting.isfullofcrap.com\/2007\/10\/19\/dragonhunters\/"},"modified":"2016-03-26T15:23:21","modified_gmt":"2016-03-26T20:23:21","slug":"dragonhunters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=1351","title":{"rendered":"Dragonhunters"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_1043\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-1351-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/dragonhunters.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/dragonhunters.mp3\">https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/dragonhunters.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p>A team of dragonhunters came to town the other day.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;d heard that we held a lottery every year to choose a human sacrifice for the dragon that lives in the forest.<br \/>\nTruth is, we do it to figure out who gets stuck giving the dragon his annual scrubdown.<br \/>\nIf you think the dragon stinks, you should smell the soap we use. Only a wizard can understand how the two produce &#8220;clean dragon&#8221; instead of &#8220;deadly, toxic stench.&#8221;<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ll let the dragon finish these clowns off.<br \/>\nI just hope I don&#8217;t get stuck washing their corpses out of his scales.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>636186<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[8,16,5,33],"class_list":["post-1351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-stories","tag-dystopia","tag-fantasy","tag-silly","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1351"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1351\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30875,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1351\/revisions\/30875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}