{"id":1354,"date":"2007-10-21T15:35:02","date_gmt":"2007-10-21T21:35:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/podcasting.isfullofcrap.com\/2007\/10\/21\/tree_crime\/"},"modified":"2016-03-26T15:23:07","modified_gmt":"2016-03-26T20:23:07","slug":"tree_crime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=1354","title":{"rendered":"Tree Crime"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_3690\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-1354-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/treecrime.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/treecrime.mp3\">https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/treecrime.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p>I wanted to arrest that Maple Tree. I really did.<br \/>\nInstead, we took it Downtown for questioning.<br \/>\nTrees aren&#8217;t so tough when you get them away from other trees.<br \/>\nStill, it&#8217;s hard to pick a tree out of a lineup.<br \/>\nWe hadn&#8217;t gotten to that point yet, though. The tree&#8217;s lawyer showed up, asks if his client has been charged with anything.<br \/>\nNo, we say, but we just want a few questions answered.<br \/>\nLawyer says the interview is over, we can&#8217;t charge him with anything, so it&#8217;s back to the forest.<br \/>\nI really hate the legal system sometimes, you know?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>636182<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[42,5,26],"class_list":["post-1354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-stories","tag-cliche","tag-silly","tag-society"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1354"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30874,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1354\/revisions\/30874"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}