{"id":1359,"date":"2007-10-26T17:59:56","date_gmt":"2007-10-26T23:59:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/podcasting.isfullofcrap.com\/2007\/10\/26\/state_quarters\/"},"modified":"2016-03-26T15:21:47","modified_gmt":"2016-03-26T20:21:47","slug":"state_quarters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=1359","title":{"rendered":"State quarters"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_2600\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-1359-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/statequarters.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/statequarters.mp3\">https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/statequarters.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p>It was 1999, and the Delaware state quarters were released into circulation.<br \/>\nThe parking meters were confused at the taste.<br \/>\nIt was shaped like a quarter, but it tasted&#8230; subtly different.<br \/>\nCherry? Cranberry?<br \/>\nSomething like that.<br \/>\n&#8220;Is this another one of those stupid dollar coins?&#8221; asked a parking meter.<br \/>\n&#8220;It doesn&#8217;t feel like it,&#8221; said another. &#8220;It still tastes like a quarter.&#8221;<br \/>\nSo, the parking meters agreed to treat them like quarters.<br \/>\nWith every new state quarter, a new flavor greeted the parking meters.<br \/>\nMaple syrup, lavender, orange&#8230; what a wonderful variety they enjoyed.<br \/>\nUntil Utah.<br \/>\nThat tasted like crap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>705776<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[27,29,5,26],"class_list":["post-1359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-stories","tag-commentary","tag-sick","tag-silly","tag-society"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1359"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30870,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359\/revisions\/30870"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}