{"id":14682,"date":"2013-11-13T16:51:51","date_gmt":"2013-11-13T22:51:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/podcasting.isfullofcrap.com\/?p=14682"},"modified":"2016-03-11T08:40:23","modified_gmt":"2016-03-11T14:40:23","slug":"stags-of-the-star","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=14682","title":{"rendered":"Stags Of The Star"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_6245\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-14682-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/stagsofthestar.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/stagsofthestar.mp3\">https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/stagsofthestar.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p>Human Resources warned us: \u201cChris isn\u2019t feeling well.\u201d<br \/>\nInstead of his usual attire, Chris came into the office wearing a loincloth and feathered headdress, and he tapped my desk with a golden scepter.<br \/>\n\u201cKNEEL BEFORE CHRISOCOATL!\u201d he boomed.<br \/>\nI figured what the heck, so I kneeled.<br \/>\n\u201cARE YOU VENTURING TO THE STAGS OF THE STAR?\u201d<br \/>\nStags Of The Star? Stags\u2026<br \/>\nStarbucks?<br \/>\n\u201cI will journey forth and bring back plenty,\u201d I said.<br \/>\nBy the time I got back with everybody\u2019s coffee order, he\u2019d torn the heart out of the receptionist.<br \/>\nI took five bucks from her purse to cover her double-latte.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Human Resources warned us: \u201cChris isn\u2019t feeling well.\u201d Instead of his usual attire, Chris came into the office wearing a loincloth and feathered headdress, and he tapped my desk with a golden scepter. \u201cKNEEL BEFORE CHRISOCOATL!\u201d he boomed. I figured what the heck, so I kneeled. \u201cARE YOU VENTURING TO THE STAGS OF THE STAR?\u201d &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=14682\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Stags Of The Star&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4,9,5,14,33],"class_list":["post-14682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-stories","tag-mystery","tag-religion","tag-silly","tag-tragedy","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14682"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24849,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14682\/revisions\/24849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}