{"id":165,"date":"2005-08-19T07:31:42","date_gmt":"2005-08-19T13:31:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/podcasting.isfullofcrap.com\/2005\/08\/19\/prometheus_frustrated\/"},"modified":"2016-03-07T14:57:25","modified_gmt":"2016-03-07T20:57:25","slug":"prometheus_frustrated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=165","title":{"rendered":"Prometheus Frustrated"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_1142\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-165-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/prometheus.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/prometheus.mp3\">https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/prometheus.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p>Prometheus looked down Olympus and smirked.<br \/>\n&#8220;Those people look really cold,&#8221; he grumbled. &#8220;I guess I\u2019d better help them.&#8221;<br \/>\nApollo\u2019s chariot set the torch ablaze. Prometheus then cradled it as he stumbled down to the valley.<br \/>\n&#8220;Behold!&#8221; he shouted to a passing human.<br \/>\n&#8220;What&#8217;s that?&#8221; asked the human. &#8220;Is it magic?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;It&#8217;s fire,&#8221; said Prometheus, passing him the torch. &#8220;See?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Ah,&#8221; said the human.<br \/>\nHe shrugged, stuffed the torch in his mouth, and screamed in agony.<br \/>\n&#8220;At least he didn&#8217;t shove it up his ass like the last one,&#8221; Prometheus sighed as he climbed back up Olympus for more fire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>294520<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[25,14],"class_list":["post-165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-stories","tag-myth","tag-tragedy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=165"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28680,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions\/28680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}