{"id":1930,"date":"2009-02-22T22:25:51","date_gmt":"2009-02-23T04:25:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/podcasting.isfullofcrap.com\/2009\/02\/22\/invulnerable\/"},"modified":"2016-03-25T10:36:00","modified_gmt":"2016-03-25T15:36:00","slug":"invulnerable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=1930","title":{"rendered":"Invulnerable"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_8005\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-1930-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/invulnerable.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/invulnerable.mp3\">https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/invulnerable.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p>Lord Bragdor&#8217;s armor stands in the Hall Of Heroes, as shiny as the day he was speared through the face in a jousting tournament.<br \/>\n\u201cIt was enchanted with an invulnerability spell,\u201d said the Hall&#8217;s custodian, The Blue Wizard. \u201cBut, his visor was loose and his opponent very lucky.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWouldn&#8217;t the lance have been knocked aside by the spell?\u201d asked his apprentice Morstrawl.<br \/>\n\u201cIf the invulnerability had been meant for Lord Bragdor, yes,\u201d said Blue. \u201cBut due to my misreading the spellbook, it was the armor that was invulnerable.\u201d<br \/>\nThe apprentice nodded, realizing why he had never had to polish it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>639162<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[42,16,7,44,5,14,40],"class_list":["post-1930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-stories","tag-cliche","tag-fantasy","tag-magic","tag-medieval","tag-silly","tag-tragedy","tag-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1930"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1930\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30436,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1930\/revisions\/30436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}