{"id":24809,"date":"2013-11-15T10:23:26","date_gmt":"2013-11-15T16:23:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=24809"},"modified":"2016-03-11T08:39:42","modified_gmt":"2016-03-11T14:39:42","slug":"chinese-arch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=24809","title":{"rendered":"Chinese Arch"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_1690\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-24809-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/chinesearch.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/chinesearch.mp3\">https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/chinesearch.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p>If you built an arch and had every Chinese person line up and march under it at a rate of one person per second, the line would never end.<br \/>\nBut why would you do such a silly thing? What good does marching people in a line do?<br \/>\nAnd even if you managed to build the arch, I highly doubt that you could convince every Chinese person to line up and march under it.<br \/>\nThe Chinese have better things to do than march under an arch forever.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re to busy planning to jump all at the same time&#8230;<br \/>\nOh no&#8230; EARTHQUAKE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you built an arch and had every Chinese person line up and march under it at a rate of one person per second, the line would never end. But why would you do such a silly thing? What good does marching people in a line do? And even if you managed to build the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=24809\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Chinese Arch&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[42,10,5,26],"class_list":["post-24809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-stories","tag-cliche","tag-history","tag-silly","tag-society"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24809"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24852,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24809\/revisions\/24852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}