{"id":35175,"date":"2020-11-23T08:22:49","date_gmt":"2020-11-23T14:22:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=35175"},"modified":"2020-11-23T07:16:38","modified_gmt":"2020-11-23T13:16:38","slug":"breakfast-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=35175","title":{"rendered":"Breakfast Is"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_1786\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-35175-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/breakfastis.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/breakfastis.mp3\">https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/breakfastis.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p>Breakfast is a cigarette and a cup of coffee.<br \/>\nNobody has time for lunch.<br \/>\nDinner is what&#8217;s left in the bottle. And another cigarette, if there&#8217;s any left.<br \/>\nMaybe a date will make you breakfast the morning after.<br \/>\nAt her place, of course. There&#8217;s nothing at mine.<br \/>\nExcept the coffee. And cigarettes. And the bottle.<br \/>\nWeddings, birthdays, funerals&#8230; those times, okay, I&#8217;ll eat something.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll pick something up off of the buffet.<br \/>\nBefore I head to the bar and grab a bottle.<br \/>\nGrab a pack of cigarettes out of somebody&#8217;s coat pocket.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll have my dinner now, and breakfast tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Breakfast is a cigarette and a cup of coffee. Nobody has time for lunch. Dinner is what&#8217;s left in the bottle. And another cigarette, if there&#8217;s any left. Maybe a date will make you breakfast the morning after. At her place, of course. There&#8217;s nothing at mine. Except the coffee. And cigarettes. And the bottle. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=35175\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Breakfast Is&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35175"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35176,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35175\/revisions\/35176"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}