{"id":35179,"date":"2020-11-25T08:24:15","date_gmt":"2020-11-25T14:24:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=35179"},"modified":"2020-11-23T07:17:08","modified_gmt":"2020-11-23T13:17:08","slug":"trump-pardon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=35179","title":{"rendered":"Trump Pardon"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_8208\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-35179-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/trumppardon.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/trumppardon.mp3\">https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/trumppardon.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p>Every year, the president pardons the White House turkeys.<br \/>\nAnd yet, they hold a Thanksgiving banquet every year that features turkey.<br \/>\nSo what&#8217;s the difference between the turkeys who get pardoned and the turkeys who get slaughtered, cooked, and eaten?<br \/>\nIs there such a thing as a turkey crime?<br \/>\nAnd why don&#8217;t they ever pardon the cranberries or stuffing or the mashed potatoes?<br \/>\nWhen I become president, I&#8217;m going to pardon the mashed potatoes.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll even make that my platform: vote for me, and I&#8217;ll pardon the mashed potatoes.<br \/>\nBut not the gravy. Because that would be crazy, you know?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every year, the president pardons the White House turkeys. And yet, they hold a Thanksgiving banquet every year that features turkey. So what&#8217;s the difference between the turkeys who get pardoned and the turkeys who get slaughtered, cooked, and eaten? Is there such a thing as a turkey crime? And why don&#8217;t they ever pardon &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=35179\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Trump Pardon&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35179"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35179\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36330,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35179\/revisions\/36330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}