{"id":38322,"date":"2022-12-30T14:42:38","date_gmt":"2022-12-30T20:42:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=38322"},"modified":"2024-10-15T13:19:34","modified_gmt":"2024-10-15T18:19:34","slug":"george-loses-a-bet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=38322","title":{"rendered":"George loses a bet"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_4554\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-38322-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/georgelosesabet.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/georgelosesabet.mp3\">https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/georgelosesabet.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p>George was a pirate, but he wasn&#8217;t a very good pirate.<br \/>\nHe had a gambling problem, too.<br \/>\nOne day, he bet his boots, and he lost them.<br \/>\nAll he had to wear on his feet were his roller skates.<br \/>\nHe thought he&#8217;d be as agile as a carhop at a drive-in hamburger shack.<br \/>\nInstead, he was pitched and tossed around the deck with every wave, knocking over his crewmates and ruining their aim as they fired their cannon at another ship.<br \/>\nAt least it didn&#8217;t take much effort to get him to roll along the plank and into the water.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>George was a pirate, but he wasn&#8217;t a very good pirate. He had a gambling problem, too. One day, he bet his boots, and he lost them. All he had to wear on his feet were his roller skates. He thought he&#8217;d be as agile as a carhop at a drive-in hamburger shack. Instead, he &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=38322\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;George loses a bet&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-stories","category-talk-like-a-pirate-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38322"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38328,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38322\/revisions\/38328"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}