{"id":40661,"date":"2025-08-02T08:14:09","date_gmt":"2025-08-02T13:14:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=40661"},"modified":"2025-08-03T08:36:14","modified_gmt":"2025-08-03T13:36:14","slug":"george-and-his-grandmother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=40661","title":{"rendered":"George and his grandmother"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_4238\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-40661-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/georgeandhisgrandmother.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/georgeandhisgrandmother.mp3\">https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/georgeandhisgrandmother.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p>George was a pirate, but he wasn&#8217;t a very good pirate.<br \/>\nOther pirates looted and plundered, while George spent a lot of time writing to his grandmother.<br \/>\nShe&#8217;d send care packages, which contained cookies and brownies and socks and underwear.<br \/>\nHis crewmates stole George&#8217;s socks, ran the underwear up the mast to fly with the Jolly Roger, and ate all of the cookies and brownies.<br \/>\nClutching their stomachs, they vomited blood and died horrible, painful deaths.<br \/>\nGeorge wrote his grandmother again to tell her that she really needs new glasses.<br \/>\n&#8220;Or put bigger labels on the vanilla and arsenic bottles.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>George was a pirate, but he wasn&#8217;t a very good pirate. Other pirates looted and plundered, while George spent a lot of time writing to his grandmother. She&#8217;d send care packages, which contained cookies and brownies and socks and underwear. His crewmates stole George&#8217;s socks, ran the underwear up the mast to fly with the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=40661\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;George and his grandmother&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-stories","category-talk-like-a-pirate-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40661"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40672,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40661\/revisions\/40672"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}