{"id":41692,"date":"2026-09-03T10:44:32","date_gmt":"2026-09-03T15:44:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=41692"},"modified":"2026-08-30T10:44:48","modified_gmt":"2026-08-30T15:44:48","slug":"shitty-parents-shittier-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=41692","title":{"rendered":"Shitty parents, shittier kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_4261\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-41692-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/shittyparentsshittierkids.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/shittyparentsshittierkids.mp3\">https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/shittyparentsshittierkids.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p>Lenny lived in a neighborhood with lots of walking paths and bike routes. He\u2019d go for walks in the woods and along the golf course every day. He waved to the other people who are out walking or pushing strollers or walking their dogs or on their bikes. He never waved to the kids on scooters, golf carts, or e-bikes tearing along the paths, throwing their fast food trash into the grass. Sometimes he went out with a plastic bag to pick up the trash. There\u2019d always be more. Just like the trash in the golf carts, scooters, and E-bikes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lenny lived in a neighborhood with lots of walking paths and bike routes. He\u2019d go for walks in the woods and along the golf course every day. He waved to the other people who are out walking or pushing strollers or walking their dogs or on their bikes. He never waved to the kids on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=41692\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Shitty parents, shittier kids&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=41692"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41693,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41692\/revisions\/41693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=41692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=41692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=41692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}