{"id":4255,"date":"2011-04-26T09:36:44","date_gmt":"2011-04-26T15:36:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/podcasting.isfullofcrap.com\/?p=4255"},"modified":"2016-03-20T09:59:37","modified_gmt":"2016-03-20T14:59:37","slug":"drawing-a-blank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=4255","title":{"rendered":"Drawing a blank"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_1368\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-4255-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/drawingablank.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/drawingablank.mp3\">https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/drawingablank.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p>I&#8217;m trying to write a story, but I&#8217;m drawing a blank.<br \/>\nI imagine the blank in my mind, standing there, chewing the creativity out of the imaginative part of my brain to pieces.<br \/>\nI send my guards after the blank, and it is captured.<br \/>\nAfter torturing a confession out of the blank, I have it dragged out into a field.<br \/>\nIts legs and arms are tied to horses, and I ask the blank if it has any last words.<br \/>\n&#8220;Nope,&#8221; it says. &#8220;I&#8217;m drawing a blank.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Not me,&#8221; I say. &#8220;I&#8217;m drawing and quartering one.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe horses pull it apart.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m trying to write a story, but I&#8217;m drawing a blank. I imagine the blank in my mind, standing there, chewing the creativity out of the imaginative part of my brain to pieces. I send my guards after the blank, and it is captured. After torturing a confession out of the blank, I have it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=4255\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Drawing a blank&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[42,27,13,29],"class_list":["post-4255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-stories","tag-cliche","tag-commentary","tag-horror","tag-sick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4255"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29718,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4255\/revisions\/29718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}