{"id":553,"date":"2006-04-12T13:32:55","date_gmt":"2006-04-12T19:32:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/podcasting.isfullofcrap.com\/2006\/04\/12\/lawyerbot\/"},"modified":"2016-03-27T17:49:43","modified_gmt":"2016-03-27T22:49:43","slug":"lawyerbot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=553","title":{"rendered":"Lawyerbot"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_3121\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-553-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/lawyerbot.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/lawyerbot.mp3\">https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/lawyerbot.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p>Lawyers who had defended the most savage and brutal mass-murdering war criminals had refused his case. Not even for tens of billions of dollars.<br \/>\n&#8220;Keep your blood money,&#8221; they told the multi-billionaire software mogul..<br \/>\nSo, faced with using court-appointed chumps, he decided to defend himself.<br \/>\nHe took a long weekend to re-engineer his massive search engines to scour every law book, every court record, and every TV court drama script.<br \/>\nThe beta hung the jury. And the Gold release won.<br \/>\nAs revenge, he distributed the Lawyerbot program for free.<br \/>\nLawyers sued to stop him. But Lawyerbot beat them, of course.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>467336<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[27,8,4,19],"class_list":["post-553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-stories","tag-commentary","tag-dystopia","tag-mystery","tag-science-fiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=553"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/553\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31358,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/553\/revisions\/31358"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}