{"id":600,"date":"2006-04-27T09:47:37","date_gmt":"2006-04-27T15:47:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/podcasting.isfullofcrap.com\/2006\/04\/27\/the_successful_rodent\/"},"modified":"2012-12-28T17:43:09","modified_gmt":"2012-12-28T23:43:09","slug":"the_successful_rodent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=600","title":{"rendered":"The Successful Rodent"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_5791\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-600-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/elisson-successfulrodent.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/elisson-successfulrodent.mp3\">https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/elisson-successfulrodent.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p>It happened that there were two mouse-brothers.<br \/>\nLife was hard for these mice. Vicious cats roamed the neighborhood; other animals constantly made life difficult.<br \/>\nThere was the duck, all harsh voice and shrill temper.<br \/>\nThere were the dogs. One, though he could speak the language of people, was so dimwitted as to be a danger to himself and others. The other was, after all, a dog, and what dog does not enjoy sport with helpless mice?<br \/>\nIt all changed when brother Mickey, after lengthy study, procured a Steamboat Operator&#8217;s License.<br \/>\nMoral: Wish upon a star, my ass. Study to succeed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>662052<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elisson"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=600"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22939,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600\/revisions\/22939"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}