{"id":7345,"date":"2012-09-06T17:41:30","date_gmt":"2012-09-06T23:41:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/podcasting.isfullofcrap.com\/?p=7345"},"modified":"2016-03-13T13:21:24","modified_gmt":"2016-03-13T18:21:24","slug":"butter-and-ice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=7345","title":{"rendered":"Butter and Ice"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_7873\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-7345-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/butterandice.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/butterandice.mp3\">https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/butterandice.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p>Luigi made magnificent sculptures in butter.<br \/>\nAlfonse specialized in sculptures in ice.<br \/>\nFor the longest time, they\u2019d work together on projects.<br \/>\nAmazing wondrous collaborations, ice sculptures locked in embrace with butter sculptures.<br \/>\nBut Luigi was tired of Alfonse\u2019s sculptures melting and dissolving his work.<br \/>\nThey became bitter rivals, undercutting each other constantly.<br \/>\nAlfonse came after Luigi with a knife made of ice.<br \/>\nMortally wounded, Luigi dropped a block of butter on Alfonse.<br \/>\nThe hotel manager found them both in the kitchen, dead.<br \/>\nAnd that\u2019s where I come in.<br \/>\nI work with Spam.<br \/>\n(Or would you rather have more flower arrangements?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Luigi made magnificent sculptures in butter. Alfonse specialized in sculptures in ice. For the longest time, they\u2019d work together on projects. Amazing wondrous collaborations, ice sculptures locked in embrace with butter sculptures. But Luigi was tired of Alfonse\u2019s sculptures melting and dissolving his work. They became bitter rivals, undercutting each other constantly. Alfonse came after &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=7345\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Butter and Ice&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[35,14],"class_list":["post-7345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-stories","tag-food","tag-tragedy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7345"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29252,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7345\/revisions\/29252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}