{"id":831,"date":"2006-09-15T12:55:05","date_gmt":"2006-09-15T18:55:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/podcasting.isfullofcrap.com\/2006\/09\/15\/dancing_pinhead\/"},"modified":"2016-03-27T15:42:42","modified_gmt":"2016-03-27T20:42:42","slug":"dancing_pinhead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/?p=831","title":{"rendered":"Dancing Pinhead"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_2956\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-831-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/dancingpinhead.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/dancingpinhead.mp3\">https:\/\/mp3.oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/dancingpinhead.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p>Gabriel landed at Heaven&#8217;s gates and screamed with agony, tucking into a ball and clutching his shredded, bloody sandals.<br \/>\n&#8220;So, did you find out how many of you can dance on the head of a pin?&#8221; asked Jesus.<br \/>\n&#8220;The head of a pin?&#8221; groaned Gabriel. &#8220;Wait&#8230; that&#8217;s the round flat part of it, right? And not the sharp pointy end?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You&#8217;re going to need new sandals, aren&#8217;t you?&#8221; Jesus sighed.<br \/>\nGabriel crawled to the Quartermaster.<br \/>\nJesus pulled out God&#8217;s Big Ledger Of Mysteries, wrote &#8220;It takes two to tango&#8221; in it by Angels Dancing On Pinhead, and snapped it shut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>722549<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,39],"tags":[15,42,43,19,5],"class_list":["post-831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-stories","category-oh-jesus","tag-book","tag-cliche","tag-quote","tag-science-fiction","tag-silly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=831"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31226,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions\/31226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oneadayuntilthedayidie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}